With the collective trauma of a never arriving Q5 and therefore bera mainnet, we’ve entered a modern era filled with Berachain hit & run gang wars. Games of shitposts fill the timeline and whether you’re left-curve, right-curve, or both, there’s always something going on. To make things worse, cases of tedism are also still on the rise, so, we’re sorry for your loss.
Apiology DAO might just be the antidote to transform the chaos of modern-era bera twitter into coordinated symphony. Nothing much will change. The shitposters will post, and the villain-skemmer “Janitooor” will continue to run amok the timeline. But with Apiology DAO steering Berachain from within, it still has a chance.
(How can sumfink that doesn't exist hab any chances at all jeez?)
With coordination, direction and support from Apiology DAO, the thousands, if not millions, of participants in Berachain hit & run gang wars can be coordinated to terraform an ecosystem building itself, from the future and into the present
To realise this, an initiated group of beras are emerging, forming the Apiology DAO cult and in doing so, creating a colony of honey bees supporting an ecosystem that’s hurtling through cyberspace one meme at a time.
(yh.. yh.. get to the point bera)
Essentially, Apiology DAO seats are for the most committed beras in the digital organism we know as Berachain. Any one of you reading could go on to become a powerful member of the initiated. And if you do not, don’t worry, your time may still come and the interests of the cult are aligned with yours, our interest is solely on Berachain.
If you do become the initiated, whether you’re left-curve, right-curve, yeetarded, degenerate or anything else, it's time for you to terraform your ecosystem, build your wallet, and manufacture your future. To do this you’re going to need to play a series of games - the Honey Jar Games.
(So we have to play fake games on the internet… gud one)
Yep, the games are designed as trials, each with different themes, symbolisms and origins. Only the bera who passes all 6 trials, collecting all 6 generations of Honey Jar, and who also holds a honeycomb NFT, will have the rights to become the initiated, as a member of the DAO.
Are you still in?... The Honey Jar Games await you.
After all... why not one more ponzu?
