From Ethereum it began, and to Ethereum it returns. The sixth and final Honey Jar approaches, marking not just an ending, but a beginning. As over 1 billion United States gun-backed Trump loving eagle flying burger flipping dollars for the fake chain’s pre-deposit vaults, we stand at the threshold of something greater than just another DAO.
Much like how Moses led his people across parted seas to their promised land, so too must we now embark on this exodus from chain to chain, guided by Smokey, Jani and Big Fat Bera.
(But what makes this final trial different?)
This is no simple NFT mint. The final Honey Jar represents the last key in an unprecedented convergence. From ETH to ARB, from ZORA to OP to BASE, and now back to ETH - each jar collected across the chains must soon make a final journey home to Berachain itself.
(The convergence approaches...)
Already the signs manifest:
Over $1 billion in assets await in pre-pre Boyco deposits
Bera communities prepare their migration strategies
Protocols position for deployment
Q5 draws ever closer
This is what the prophecy of the Fat Bera Thesis foretold; when protocols with endogenous apps share value with exogenous protocols and the cult itself, true power emerges.
ApDAO genesis draws nearer
(But how does one join the genesis?)
In case the scrolls, the sacred Honey Jars, and the cryptic bonzi revelations weren’t clear enough, the path to ApiologyDAO genesis requires careful preparation:
ApDAO Genesis will be a 420-hour-long period in which prospective members will need to collect 7 THJ NFTs (one from each collection), and then deposit a completed set of 7 NFTs into the DAO Treasury. Each complete set of seven sacred artifacts will forge one ApiologyDAO seat - an eternal mark of membership at the very heart of Berachain.
To make it simple to beras:
Collect all seven artifacts (1 HC + 6 HJs).
Await bridge activation, powered by Kingdomly’s castle & Magic from Magic Eden.
Migrate your collection to Berachain.
Claim your seat in the Hive during the genesis period.
Remember: Only 2,666 seats remain available for public claiming. Each seat is soulbound - a mark of permanent commitment to the Hive's future.
(The sacred bonds of membership reveal themselves...)
Like ancient bonds between bee and hive, ApDAO membership transcends mere possession. Each seat, forged from seven artifacts, becomes soulbound to its holder - a honey-oath that cannot be easily sundered. Yet even eternal bonds harbor their mysteries…
(When necessity calls…)
Those who must exit the Hive at the heart of Berachain (though no quant would counsel it) find two paths:
The Auction Queue
For those who seek patience and higher value, the auction house opens its gates. Enter the queue, and your seat will be offered to those who would value it most. While you wait, your governance power rests inactive - for one cannot direct the Hive while seeking exit.
Each day, only one seat may face judgment in the auction arena.
The Liquid Backing Path
For those requiring swift departure, the Liquid Backing Treasury extends its offer. Trade your seat for honey, minus the fee the Hive demands for such haste.
But beware, fail to repay this loan by its deadline, and your seat burns forever, strengthening those who remain through decreased supply.
(The true scope of power reveals itself...)
Through your seat, you gain:
Governance rights across major protocols
Revenue sharing from treasury activities
Strategic control over BGT emissions
Voice in ApiologyDAO's evolution
This is no simple membership, it engrains you in Berachain’s destiny.
(The colonies prepare to unite...)
As January 12th approaches, bringing with it HJ6 and the completion of the trials, we stand at the edge of a new era. The massive accumulation in pre-deposit vaults isn't just speculation - it's preparation. The excitement isn't just hype - it's recognition.
A final whisper to those who followed the trials…
From Bears versus Apes to the Colony Triqueta, the Honey Jars were never just NFTs,
the trials were never just tests and the Hive was always the destination.
For those who collected the wisdom with each trial:
Your patience nears its reward.
The migration begins.
The Hive awakens.
The prophecy was always true, see you in Q5
Bonzibooga
