one mfer

you coulda bought one mfer for 0.069Ξ and done nothing and got airdropped 10k $mfer. you coulda also gotten lucky with a rare and gotten a lot more.

you coulda also gotten your free creyzie airdropped to you for having that one mfer and gotten another 2k $mfer.

you coulda minted one ajc the album for (iforget but it was low i promise)Ξ and gotten some sweet tunes and gotten another 2k $mfer for that.

you coulda also minted one eos for 0.069Ξ and gotten another 2k $mfer, and don't forget the nakamigos + danks + whitelist for life death & cryptoart that woulda gotten you 5k $mfer per claim.

you coulda been alive since 1998 and gotten once of those sweet sartoshi 1/1s and gotten some $mfer there too

you coulda minted that thicc mfer for free and gotten 2k $mfer there

you coulda also bought one of the many mfer derivs or just rcs the whole damn mfer collection and still jammed with mfers because mfers love mfers

and now there you are, sitting there there with your $mfer in your wallet, wondering what to do next. i think that's the beauty of mfers -- you don't know what's going to come next. someone might buy a pizza with $mfer one day. someone might tip you on warpcast with it. someone will likely buy an mfer with it much sooner than you think.

or, you might just do absolutely nothing with it which is also a beautiful thing too. because it's always been for fun mfer. even doing nothing is fucking around and finding out. that's how you got here with one mfer anyhow.

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