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How AI Will Drive Home Drunk

You're drunk? AI powered vehicles will solve this, unless they're drunk too.

People find ways of disobedience. Even the first man (according to Christianity) disobeyed big G by eating from the tree of knowledge of good and evil. This begs the question, what if we created a sentient being capable of disobeying people? Large Language Models are far from what we consider to be artificial intelligence. It truly takes a conscious being to pop a Zyn and drive home after three pitchers of beer and two shots of whiskey and rum. If vehicles were automated by AI, would there be models that can simulate drunk driving? In theory, yes. It's true you'd require a dataset of drunk drivers to be fed into an AI model to simulate the drive: Not indicating, stitching through traffic, speeding, not checking blindspots, and barely aligning with the lanes can easily be trackable. Eventually, people will place bets to gamble whether they make it home safely using AI powered intoxication vehicles. To have skin in the game, you could train your own drunk driving AI model by blowing into breathalyzers and tracking your driving capabilities when intoxicated. Such data could be fed into some machine learning model that would mimic your drunk driving. Assuming the cars being built can be hacked to empower such software, this would eventually be gamified. Regulation is too slow to catch up with computation. If there's drunk drivers, there will be drunk AI models. Only for the true gamblers.

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