TardFi

The finance we deserve

What is TardFi?

TardFi is like the fun cousin of boring old finance. It mixes the usual finance stuff (TradFi), the wild world of decentralized finance (DeFi), and a cheeky wink at the industry’s quirks. It’s all about celebrating the weird and wacky ways of finance folks who, while trying to shake things up with DeFi, ended up showing just how odd things can get. TardFi is here to embrace all that and keep things interesting!

The TardFi Ethos

Switching from old-school finance to DeFi was supposed to make banking and trading as smooth as butter. Instead, it highlighted our Tardiness, the term used for the blunders and the low (or high?) IQ moves that we encounter daily in this shiny new financial playground.

TardFi isn't about just pointing fingers at these screw-ups, it's about diving headfirst into them. We're turning finance into a fun sandbox where we can experiment and see what happens when fun meets funds. It's like adding mentos to cola. Unexpected, a bit wild, but totally exciting! Let's double down on the chaos and make some noise.

TardFi is perfect for those who can chuckle at their own blunders, fish out lessons from the mess, and get that we're in a world way too obsessed with making sense of everything. Want to really enjoy something? Then forget about it making sense. TardFi throws sense out the window, and that's the whole beauty of it. It's like laughing at a joke you don't get—sometimes, the nonsense is where the fun's at!

What is $TARD, you ask?

At the heart of TardFi pulses the $Tard token, our very own slice of the crypto pie that's all in on the fresh, fun finance vibe. We're planning to dish out 85% or 90% (we'll pin that down soon) of it directly to the community through various dynamic means or "contributor mining."

The kickoff for distribution? An airdrop that rewards those legendary souls who've pulled some classic tard moves onchain over time. With the magic of blockchain, we can measure your "tardiness" level and dish out $Tard accordingly. Want to see if you're eligible? Our website is up and running, along with a blog detailing all the prizes. We're just getting started, and the plan is to make airdrop eligibility crowdsourced—help us spot the tardiest antics out there.

The gist is simple: no community, no success. Things might look okay now, but when it all hits the fan, that's when we'll need our crew of tardies the most to really push this project to escape velocity

Conclusion

We're here to shake up finance, either evolve it or have a blast trying to blow it up. As financial nihilism gains momentum, we're not just spectators; we're front and center, riding the wave. The REDACTED empire is ready to grow, and you're invited to join the party.

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