This Easter morning, millions cry out “He is risen” in American churches while mothers in Gaza cry out for children who will never rise. Faith celebrates life even as it acquiesces to death.

I'm not exactly sure why, but cooking clears my head—like some kind of culinary exorcism. Even as my Chicago Cutlery hacks through onions with a savage rhythm, my mind drifts into deep, dangerous waters. It’s meditation, but with knives.

This government is officially fucking unhinged. They're rounding people up now, straight Gestapo style, for daring to voice the outrageous idea that maybe—just maybe—we shouldn't be vaporizing women and children from the fucking sky.

Listen up, because I’m about to rip into the bullshit that’s been paraded as “free speech” by our current overlords. Every damn podcast from this administration is a reverberating echo chamber of sanctimonious drivel about protecting our rights. Yet, behind all the pomp and circumstance lies a grim farce.Do you know how hard it is to get a green card? Plus have a pregnant wife and got to School?! Let’s call a spade a spade: these motherfuckers love to shout about liberty until it’s time to ex...

We toss “fuck” around like it’s no big deal—whether we’re cursing at our computers, dropping it as a punchline, or taking out my verbal frustrations on Facebook. This four-letter word isn’t just a placeholder for frustration; it’s a linguistic powerhouse.

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I had just finished stacking some blown-up rollers on top of my brand new, multimillion-dollar International MRAP Wrecker. It was my second rotation out to FOB Frontnek,

“progressive = good and conservative = bad.” Except—surprise!—the “logic” here is about as stable as a drunken tightrope walker in a thunderstorm...

I’m absolutely delighted that each executive order seems to claw away at our precious freedoms— nice, dystopian flavor I’ve been craving.

Part I: The Regular PeopleSetting: A corner booth in a diner. The TV overhead shows a breaking news segment announcing Trump’s re-election victory. The place is buzzing with excited or tense conversation. MAGA Republican (Regular Person) (Slaps the table with excitement)“It’s about time! I’m telling you, this victory means we’re finally gonna stop all that ‘woke’ nonsense. No more DEI mandates forcing people to hire based on skin color or gender identity. We need merit, not quotas!”Democrat (...