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Rider mission briefing inside ➡️ It's brand new, but what is it? It's a mystery mystery climb, geddit? Btw, online registration closes next week, plus inside this newsletter an alcoholic squirrel provides some advice. Hop on...

[This week only] Giveaway - you could win $450 worth of pristine new gravel clothing thanks to 7mesh. Will you win?

With the sun out in full force and the gravel in primo condition, we're co-hosting an XFondo shakeout ride here in Vancouver this Thursday April 24! Plus: Lindsay's story, GPX downloads and bike rental deals with Arbutus Routes. The countdown is on.

Groups and lodging deals inside. Make sure you're signed up before Wed April 9 at 23:59 to snag that early bird rate before it disappears. Rates frozen from 2024.

Rates frozen from 2024: XFondo Whistler early bird savings are ending next week. Tell your friends, it's time to act, ladies, gents and squirrel chasers. Prices go up Wed April 9th at 23:59 PT sharp.

Chaos has been let loose. Introducing XFondo GPT: a fully formed, cheeky, two-wheeled spirit guide that knows the ins and outs of XFondo like you wouldn't believe. Expect beer recommendations, sass, and half truths running abundant - free to use!

V-day flash deal. Instead of "Dare to be Dirty", it's Dare to be Flirty! Today only, register you and a significant other in the same checkout and automatically get...

Prices for XFondo Whistler go up Wed Feb 12 at midnight sharp. Lock in your lower rate now - less than 48 hours left.